Scare Factory!

Scare Factory needs your help!

Now Hiring: Animatronic Operator

Requirements:

• No Prior Experience
• Will work below minimum wage
• Psychopaths encouraged to apply

Job Description:

• Terrify visitors with scary animatronics. Give them nightmares for weeks.
• Don't let the scream-o-meter fall to zero

Perks:

• Ducks
• Pizza on Fridays (Which you have to pay for of course)